~Frostyblue

How Retarded Are You???

1. [x] You have choked on water before. (Then I had to unchoke myself with water, which I choked on again until I coughed and coughed and SWALLOWED water.)

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before. (yes I was terrified since and have been overly cautious of going down stairs from then on.)

3. [x] You have walked into a door. (Ouch.)

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way. (This has happened to me multiple times. o_o)

5. [x] You have walked into a wall. (Don't ask. Seriously.)

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. (Theres something worng with me. I know it.)

7. [] You have jumped off something. (NO. I'm terrified after that stairs incident.)

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted.

9. [] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgot the show you were watching. (This has happened to a lot of people...RIGHT?)

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11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said. (*cough*)

12. [x] You barely ever understand jokes, or it takes forever to figure them out. (happens to me sometimes or I laugh a second late. Or Ten seconds. Or five hours.)

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. (Dammit.)

15. [] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster

17. [x] You have played with fire. (Its just...So bright D

18. [] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

19. [x] You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13. (There isn't...?)

20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13 (DAMMIT)

21. [ ] You once thought Hawaii was on the East Coast (You are a true retard if you think or have thought that HAwaii was on the East Coast) (I don't think that much.)


Results

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

Score: 13/20
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